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UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

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Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


United States of Shame -




United States Marine Corps -




CLASSY CHICKS -


TAGS: down at rolling estates
Rating: 3.79/5

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GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 3:50 pm
2 trailers, side by side....the up scale trailer...bigger, badder, and holds more trash
Derek - December 7, 2009, 3:44 pm
What are "double-wides"?


United States Treasury -


TAGS: united states treasury printing money gold
Rating: 3.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:10 pm
This is really interesting, yet slightly humorous on some level.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, most of the people who belong in '99% money' clas already have it in Gold and Diamonds. No issues there.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:42 pm
Most probably. The real issue is that once US looses trade leadership in technology and manufacturing exports; which China is steadily conquering, all the democratic world will definitely be in peril. They won't have trade advantage.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:39 pm
Similar to the United Nations symbol?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:38 pm
Highly likely.
curlyrocks - July 8, 2013, 3:51 pm
The people who have 99% of the money now take 99% of the money they print, for I don't know money fights and felling like a big man I guess. And yes if we switched to a gold standard they would just take 99% of the gold.
motifayk - July 8, 2013, 12:41 pm
In 2008 China strongly encouraged Renminbi (chinese currency) in the international market and tried making it the reserve currency. Now they will most probably push for internationally standardized trade bonds/currency with world map or some such on it.
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 11:53 pm

Doctor Who, Spider-Man, Goku, Dracula and Metallica for starters
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
Global currency? Interesting. I wonder what they'd print on it.
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 9:13 pm
US treasury cannot print forever and certainly not nearly enough to feed the world ten times let alone thousand. China is already making moves to create a global currency which would take out dollar as the reserve currency. Then US can't print at whim.


A BAD IDEA - Just because Obama would gladly hand over half of HIS country to radical extreme terrorists doesn't mean Netanyahu should, too.




want to escape women's lib? -


TAGS: women s lib united states kitchen
Rating: 3.75/5

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Zetmonk - May 1, 2013, 6:42 am
And this only happened in the USA? Odd. Thought I was living in Africa...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 3:48 pm
Women: out of the kitchens and into the workplace. Late 1960s. Women's lib is one of those things that was a good idea at the time, but went a little too far.
Zetmonk - April 26, 2013, 7:21 am
Eh? Don't get it...


UNITED STATES - where the dumb people live


TAGS: lol sixtynine united states
Rating: 2.23/5

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Acey - May 25, 2009, 7:10 pm
Wow, someone needs to go back to art school. I thought it was a twinkie on top of two ho-hos.
Horse - May 4, 2009, 7:13 am
the reson they are on the left is because the driver sit's on the right. Most of the countries that drive on the left do so because they were former colonies of the British Empire, many countries who drive on the right were under the control of the French
Johnny - October 18, 2008, 4:04 pm
It has to be the way it is. If you read the paragraph they say pre-schoolers from all over the "united states". In the U.S. all bus doors are on the right. But you are right about other places in the world, in Japan bus doors are on the left.
Alexiel - July 29, 2008, 12:44 pm
one would think they didnt want you to answer and didnt make a detailed pic of a bus and doors doesnt hafta be on the right side, i mean maybe in foreign countries they are on the left


FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA - If I ever get back to American shores I'm gonna nail my feet to the ground




Blonde Moment #4 -




SELF ESTEEM. - When not in check, it leads to action. Action -> Disaster -> Humor Humor improves one's Self Esteem




US Soldiers -


TAGS: us united states george bush iraq war puppies puppy
Rating: 2.29/5

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spencer - August 14, 2009, 11:45 am
Ahh marines soldiers who cares. we all get the joke. Grammar nazi strikes again.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 3:11 am
asian babies that can't put together a nike shoe in ten seconds, THAT's the other 40%
neocon h8r - July 5, 2009, 2:34 pm
whats the other 40% exactly, (Just curious)
Civilwarrior - June 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
Marine is the shortened form of Marine (or Naval) Infantry, just to be clear. U.S. marines were known interchangeably as Soldiers prior to the 20th Century. Now they are Marines (according to themselves) whereas Soldiers belong to the Army.
LOLOLOL - May 3, 2009, 6:30 pm
look, it's just another anti-american ja****s who still believes the Iraq war oil myth (america's energy: 50% coal 10% oil 40% everything else)
tasogare - March 12, 2009, 2:04 am
God, what f***faces those soldiers were, killing that poor defenseless puppy. I would've taken it :/ a**holes.
James - January 29, 2009, 2:14 pm
Marines: Why?
VinceVicious - January 18, 2009, 12:03 am
Marines are soldiers, but "soldiers" aren't Marines, if anyone actually gets that. Plus the subtitle should read, "Have a great sense of humor!"
Bob - January 5, 2009, 3:42 am
The main language of America is English.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:38 am
well guess what we arent from other countries and its not the year 1700. in the U.S. armed forces it goes by my last comment. so now for #9 ......bob/barockeva....STFU
Bob - January 5, 2009, 3:35 am
A soldier is a general English term that refers to a land component of national armed forces. In most societies of the world, "soldier" is also a general term for any member of the land forces including commissioned or non-commissioned officers.
Matters_Not - December 27, 2008, 6:17 am
hey bud guess what Marine core: marines Army: soldiers Air force: airman Navy: sailor now STFU.
Aaaaactually... - November 15, 2008, 4:12 pm
...they all are technically "soldiers" (by definition of the word) even if added to that their service has any specific name. B&B, back to English 101 for you two. Try not to fail it this time.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 9:37 am
Marine's aren't soldiers?... bahahaha... oh and I think he does like the puppy... he's smiling, perhaps he's going to eat it!
Brandon - September 23, 2008, 7:38 pm
That was one dip**** who got dishonorably discharged. Plus he was a marine you faggot
Belisarius - June 28, 2008, 8:53 pm
Actually it was a Marine, not a soldier. Big diff, just ask one, I'm sure they'll be happy to tell you about it.


UNITED STATES AIRFORCE - Making grown men idiots for 40 years and counting.


TAGS: usaf united states air force idiots 40 years
Rating: 2.25/5
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:32 pm
Oh and this too http://www.pilotfriend.com/ph**o_albums/potty/4.htm
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:30 pm
http://www.pilotfriend.com/ph**o_albums/potty/6.htm True


AUSTRALMERICA - Well, if the shoe fits...


TAGS: australia america united states funny merge fit upside down
Rating: 2.18/5

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Lemon - January 31, 2009, 2:03 am
It pretty much does. D:
Shadow Warrior - January 16, 2009, 5:08 am
it so doesn't
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:05 am
It doesn't.


PWAM VS. HUAK -


TAGS: blue states red states bacon cheeseburger
Rating: 2.14/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 11:33 pm
Who knew Sun Tzu had such a flair for physical comedy; there may be no winner, but it'd be one hell of show.


The Numbers Don't Lie -


TAGS: polls question trudeau united states canada where sometimes we dont even know who we are
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 7:32 pm
Texas...the foreskin state!
rerun - March 6, 2016, 7:13 pm

You circumcised my state....
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:31 pm
Ah everything's bigger in Texas...they ain't gonna miss a little piece here or there.
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:29 pm
Thanks lg!
Silverheart - March 6, 2016, 4:59 am

You cut piece of Texas off! Rerun gonna be mad! Up yours.
lgvernon - March 6, 2016, 12:13 am

Oh, snort! An UP dere!


SEMPER FIDELIS -


TAGS: united states marine corps birthday semper fidelis the few the proud usmc leathernecks devil dogs
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:24 pm
Ahh, the green wienie. FTA ! All the way ! That thing poked me more than once. Thought it was too busy to also cause grief for the jarheads. My bad.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:22 am
My a** Rides In Navy Equiptment! Thanks for serving Jarhead! Much love and a hug from this disabled NAVY vet! Once a year the Corpse has balls! The squids are too busy swabbing the deck to get dressed up and strut! LOL! Job well done, jarhead! SemperFi!
Greeny - November 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
yes, but let us not forget that big green weenie


USA -


TAGS: usa america united states 1
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:14 pm
... bottom of the coffee cup! OO-YAH!
Greybeard - May 18, 2015, 10:43 pm
Making a t-shirt now :)
GaryO - May 18, 2015, 7:37 am
Raisin' the glass
Reality Lord - May 18, 2015, 7:22 am

AMERICA F#@K YEAH


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